Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9570. | Nate (nate7797) | 89.89 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 9571. | Andrew (fyir) | 89.89 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 9572. | Elvixter (elvixter) | 89.89 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9573. | ya (stfudesu) | 89.89 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9574. | Pushp (tourist277) | 89.89 | 98.1% | 2024-08-18 |
| 9575. | icon (iconicck) | 89.89 | 96% | 2024-03-15 |
| 9576. | northall (northxll) | 89.89 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 9577. | oni (onifire) | 89.88 | 96% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9578. | Umair (umair121) | 89.88 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 9579. | John Doe (skitzoid) | 89.87 | 99% | 2025-06-18 |
| 9580. | Bodie (bodejazz) | 89.87 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 9581. | Johan (pinoy25) | 89.87 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
| 9582. | Jaimie (jding24) | 89.86 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 9583. | Omdrshdl (omdrshdl) | 89.86 | 100% | 2024-10-24 |
| 9584. | Johan (johan@kmj.se) | 89.86 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 9585. | 𖣂 (st8rboy) | 89.86 | 98.6% | 2023-11-02 |
| 9586. | Stefan (sheffbee) | 89.85 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 9587. | nyet (slickman) | 89.85 | 99% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9588. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 89.85 | 96.8% | 2024-10-22 |
| 9589. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 89.85 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 9590. | william (willjorey) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-02-06 |
| 9591. | flair (ellemo) | 89.84 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 9592. | Carly (coolcatcarly) | 89.84 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 9593. | akim (thaakimnas) | 89.83 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 9594. | Jaxson (jaxxxson) | 89.83 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 9595. | Nguyen (bach123) | 89.82 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9596. | tay (levelzero) | 89.82 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 9597. | Jan (janpaint4221) | 89.82 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9598. | strcmp (strcmp) | 89.81 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9599. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 89.81 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |