Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2357. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 82.71 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2358. | jimmy (jimmmmmmmmmy) | 82.71 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 2359. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2360. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 2361. | A (thedirtysouth) | 82.67 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 2362. | Vakeels (skylake) | 82.66 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 2363. | Dan (bocadillas) | 82.64 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 2364. | David (d8vidherrera) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 2365. | Hyrum (hyrumcoop) | 82.62 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2366. | Lyndon (donpuz) | 82.61 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 2367. | Ryan (lionryan) | 82.59 | 95% | 2019-05-19 |
| 2368. | rohit_india (rohit_india) | 82.58 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2369. | Ali (ali024) | 82.58 | 97% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2370. | Max (maexxx) | 82.57 | 98% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2371. | Tim (ionianacht) | 82.56 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2372. | Pazumbs (pazumbs08) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2373. | Logan (coldpizza) | 82.54 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2374. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 82.54 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2375. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 2376. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 82.53 | 98% | 2017-11-09 |
| 2377. | Louis (icyfireman) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 2378. | Hellmione (hellmione) | 82.52 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2379. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 82.50 | 95% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2380. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 82.49 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2381. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 82.49 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 2382. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 82.48 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2383. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 82.48 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2384. | carleel (menamesringo) | 82.48 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2385. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2386. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 82.43 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |