So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20982. | अध्ययन Adhyan (... | 66.98 | 94% | 2022-05-19 |
| 20983. | TeeLee (cheezboi9) | 66.98 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 20984. | Anderson (andrsnhd) | 66.98 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 20985. | sacaix (sacaix) | 66.98 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 20986. | panc1r (panc1r) | 66.98 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| 20987. | zasu (ehmmkay) | 66.98 | 85% | 2013-10-18 |
| 20988. | Tran Thanh Tu (toila3t) | 66.98 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 20989. | Anky (thecrankmachine) | 66.98 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 20990. | Azamat (kayoshi) | 66.98 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 20991. | Brandon (bulletblitz) | 66.97 | 87% | 2015-07-16 |
| 20992. | Ahmed (ahmedmoharam) | 66.97 | 97% | 2023-09-07 |
| 20993. | jaboyjj (jaboyjj) | 66.97 | 97.2% | 2023-10-08 |
| 20994. | ipawan (ipawan) | 66.97 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 20995. | bray (sexhaver25) | 66.97 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 20996. | peceful (pecefulpro) | 66.97 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 20997. | Teja (dhteja) | 66.97 | 91% | 2012-09-29 |
| 20998. | maikeru (celtendo) | 66.95 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 20999. | helen (helen624) | 66.95 | 92% | 2011-07-26 |
| 21000. | Chris (chris_p) | 66.95 | 99% | 2023-02-13 |
| 21001. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 66.95 | 92% | 2013-08-30 |
| 21002. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 66.95 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 21003. | Adrian (adrianmonaghan) | 66.95 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 21004. | Gjuro (gjuro_eng_key) | 66.95 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 21005. | wililam (wheky) | 66.95 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 21006. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 66.94 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 21007. | Michael (magic_michael) | 66.94 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 21008. | Christian (babyxie182) | 66.94 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 21009. | TJ (tjheinzo) | 66.94 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 21010. | Pavan (navapjonam) | 66.94 | 89% | 2015-12-08 |
| 21011. | tom (tdtdtd) | 66.94 | 96% | 2014-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |