So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6399. | xoceankingx (xoceankingx) | 94.67 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6400. | Zak (zakshearman) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6401. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 94.66 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 6402. | Rawrica (rawrica) | 94.66 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
| 6403. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 94.66 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
| 6404. | Adolo (foca248) | 94.65 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6405. | Justin (tokomaki) | 94.65 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
| 6406. | joy (sdfla) | 94.64 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 6407. | lobus (lobus_rec) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 6408. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 94.64 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 6409. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.64 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 6410. | Hieu (tranhieu956230) | 94.64 | 97.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 6411. | Buba (emaus4) | 94.64 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 6412. | SirCanaanDoyle (elevayshun) | 94.63 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6413. | aradil (aradil) | 94.63 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 6414. | s. (capslooock) | 94.62 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 6415. | Adrian (adrian1c) | 94.61 | 98.3% | 2023-09-27 |
| 6416. | surgeonix (surgeonix) | 94.61 | 96% | 2013-11-11 |
| 6417. | Jenny (jennypooh) | 94.61 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 6418. | BoredomKills (boredomkills) | 94.60 | 95% | 2013-06-09 |
| 6419. | Andrea (twid) | 94.60 | 95% | 2012-02-08 |
| 6420. | heartbeats (jack777) | 94.60 | 99% | 2021-04-14 |
| 6421. | Bloodborne (bloodborne_2) | 94.60 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 6422. | Snail (nickbiophysics) | 94.59 | 98% | 2012-07-02 |
| 6423. | Gavin (fuzzlightbeard) | 94.59 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 6424. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 94.58 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 6425. | Josh (c4ll_m3_fr4k) | 94.58 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 6426. | Lazy Dog (situation_abnormal) | 94.58 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 6427. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 94.58 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 6428. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 94.58 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |