I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| 14820. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 14821. | RiceBOI111 (riceboi111) | 75.76 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
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| 14823. | Ivan (drshen) | 75.74 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 14824. | Andrew (treeloop) | 75.74 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 14825. | Spence (smh28) | 75.74 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 14826. | murtaza (oneten) | 75.74 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 14827. | Alex (auft) | 75.74 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 14828. | Milk (saezos) | 75.73 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
| 14829. | Beef (beef_minister) | 75.73 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 14830. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 75.73 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 14831. | Omeed (notomeed) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14832. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14833. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 75.73 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 14834. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.72 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 14835. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 75.72 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 14836. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 75.71 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 14837. | Dev (darkpi) | 75.71 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 14838. | Adrian (adran_b_swag) | 75.71 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 14839. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14840. | Steven (stevenandreib) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 14841. | Aaron (havechips) | 75.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14842. | Bradley (genoo34) | 75.70 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14843. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 75.70 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 14844. | Mr A (anjesxin) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 14845. | Sam (wes0707) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 14846. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
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| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
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