I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2979. | Sauce (lolplox123) | 111.83 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2980. | Smudge (cuteboi) | 111.83 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2981. | Crocko (onetruepama) | 111.83 | 94% | 2017-03-02 |
| 2982. | Matthew (matthew_hall2) | 111.81 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 2983. | Ronald (roanlds12345) | 111.81 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 2984. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 111.81 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 2985. | Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) | 111.81 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 2986. | Pat (ptrcktp) | 111.80 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 2987. | Chen Yik (xxmlgsniperxx) | 111.80 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 2988. | Adam (sehoon) | 111.80 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2989. | ............. (zalvary) | 111.79 | 96.9% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2990. | (sosjiz) | 111.78 | 95.9% | 2024-09-24 |
| 2991. | na (nanaracer) | 111.78 | 97% | 2024-02-20 |
| 2992. | Kasper (thasnaipa) | 111.78 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 2993. | carl (carlmarl) | 111.76 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
| 2994. | Hugh (olowken) | 111.76 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 2995. | wobbit (wobbit) | 111.75 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 2996. | adnan (adn_adn) | 111.75 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 2997. | mallz (gnoom10) | 111.75 | 92% | 2017-04-27 |
| 2998. | Bryan (moobryan) | 111.74 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 2999. | G (glny) | 111.74 | 99% | 2023-03-20 |
| 3000. | kikoo (kikoooxd) | 111.73 | 96% | 2018-07-05 |
| 3001. | (sputype) | 111.72 | 97.8% | 2024-11-06 |
| 3002. | Babu (pinklamborghini) | 111.70 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 3003. | Allan (allandallon) | 111.70 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 3004. | deez (ishkena) | 111.68 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 3005. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 111.67 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 3006. | schwieber (schwieber) | 111.66 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 3007. | Max (maxijazz) | 111.66 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 3008. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 111.65 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |