So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22229. | Fuzzy (gamefuzzy) | 64.96 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 22230. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 64.96 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 22231. | KOLJI VODA (untltled) | 64.96 | 93% | 2012-04-07 |
| 22232. | Marc (marco_bitz) | 64.96 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
| 22233. | Ryan (ramp15514) | 64.96 | 95% | 2017-06-09 |
| 22234. | Teez (evofury) | 64.96 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
| 22235. | Benjamyn (benjamyn) | 64.96 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 22236. | benny (benefactor) | 64.96 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 22237. | Shivam Kumar (sks123_) | 64.95 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 22238. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 64.95 | 95.1% | 2021-02-19 |
| 22239. | Stefano (pasuxable) | 64.95 | 97.2% | 2021-02-08 |
| 22240. | dev (devgiri0082) | 64.95 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 22241. | Andy (ibeandii) | 64.95 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22242. | xuan (xuan91) | 64.95 | 95% | 2012-04-30 |
| 22243. | John (johnishere) | 64.95 | 96% | 2011-10-10 |
| 22244. | Killer (fantagonostalgic) | 64.95 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 22245. | random (thelastprime) | 64.94 | 87% | 2017-05-29 |
| 22246. | Olivia (odinis13) | 64.94 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 22247. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 64.94 | 89% | 2015-04-30 |
| 22248. | Karan (karanyadav153) | 64.94 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 22249. | ATCmon (atcmon) | 64.94 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22250. | Xedar (xedar_ua) | 64.94 | 94% | 2016-09-03 |
| 22251. | adnan (adn_adn) | 64.94 | 93% | 2011-11-27 |
| 22252. | Marwen (devmarwen) | 64.93 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
| 22253. | Jonas (jjonnaas) | 64.93 | 98% | 2011-05-15 |
| 22254. | Guillermo (fergusmor) | 64.93 | 96% | 2013-10-21 |
| 22255. | Penny (penny6) | 64.93 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 22256. | Eunji (eunji) | 64.93 | 87% | 2013-09-05 |
| 22257. | fast (yahya_iyaseh) | 64.92 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 22258. | Anthony (mike916) | 64.92 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |