As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23942. | PB (yukiiiipboy) | 49.14 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 23943. | Abdulkadir (jeilani) | 49.14 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 23944. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 49.14 | 91% | 2016-01-22 |
| 23945. | Seer (seerzors) | 49.13 | 95% | 2020-01-01 |
| 23946. | Yuudai (zilchdear) | 49.13 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 23947. | John Ørbæk (johnoer) | 49.13 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
| 23948. | RRR (arplnk) | 49.12 | 94% | 2023-07-01 |
| 23949. | Gaurav (gauravvv2204) | 49.12 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 23950. | Gabriel (typey_type) | 49.12 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 23951. | Segg (farok) | 49.11 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 23952. | Max (dutymax) | 49.11 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 23953. | Mohamed (s7itx) | 49.11 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 23954. | Clintwestwood (clintwestwoo... | 49.11 | 97.2% | 2021-01-28 |
| 23955. | Tareq (tareq_2007) | 49.11 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 23956. | Raymond (rayds) | 49.10 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 23957. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 23958. | Aditya (adityakumar12) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 23959. | upsilon (upsilonster) | 49.08 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 23960. | Pankaj (pankaj11) | 49.08 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 23961. | Lian (lianmi) | 49.08 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 23962. | (losethefur1) | 49.08 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 23963. | Steven (carnivorous_crustat... | 49.08 | 94% | 2022-11-07 |
| 23964. | HunTer (hunter420) | 49.08 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 23965. | Jose (aggieslow) | 49.08 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 23966. | Ad (shmldb) | 49.08 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 23967. | venkat (venkatvb) | 49.08 | 87% | 2016-05-27 |
| 23968. | Zaayan (ztharwani18) | 49.07 | 86% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23969. | Jherome Eduard (bl4nkk) | 49.07 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 23970. | Jesse (curien3) | 49.06 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 23971. | MNM (mnmnour) | 49.05 | 92% | 2017-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |