So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27932. | Vhagar's (fasterlater) | 56.21 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 27933. | Rudder (rudder1464) | 56.21 | 95% | 2023-07-12 |
| 27934. | Alexander (griffin_king) | 56.21 | 91% | 2015-07-31 |
| 27935. | MIB (saimib) | 56.21 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 27936. | Piotr (piotros) | 56.21 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 27937. | Mårten (glork) | 56.21 | 93% | 2013-04-28 |
| 27938. | HIEU (tuden88) | 56.21 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 27939. | Steven (steven_typeracer) | 56.21 | 98% | 2015-03-30 |
| 27940. | Sam (samy321) | 56.21 | 92% | 2016-12-15 |
| 27941. | Jay (jaykes) | 56.21 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 27942. | Chung (chung223) | 56.21 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 27943. | alex (taless) | 56.20 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 27944. | Electron (electron248) | 56.20 | 94% | 2022-11-25 |
| 27945. | Behzad (braze) | 56.20 | 92% | 2012-12-27 |
| 27946. | Masood (masoodahmad) | 56.20 | 93% | 2017-04-28 |
| 27947. | Robby (obyroy) | 56.20 | 93% | 2016-08-22 |
| 27948. | Aditya_Shakya (aditya_shaky... | 56.19 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 27949. | Winni (linwin25) | 56.19 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 27950. | Josh (joshdoestyping) | 56.19 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 27951. | Cameron (bms0618) | 56.19 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 27952. | Thunder (thunderxd) | 56.19 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 27953. | Lordamned (irfansmith) | 56.19 | 91% | 2016-04-18 |
| 27954. | Beast (beastmodeinc) | 56.19 | 89% | 2016-01-16 |
| 27955. | Marcus (majorpower01) | 56.19 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 27956. | Vasili (bougi101) | 56.18 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 27957. | Pushkar (azuloto) | 56.18 | 94.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 27958. | Mikael (lovs) | 56.18 | 90% | 2012-10-21 |
| 27959. | Artinan (artinan) | 56.18 | 89% | 2013-08-03 |
| 27960. | Paige (paigealvarezz) | 56.18 | 94% | 2013-03-11 |
| 27961. | Sajid (pdmsajid) | 56.18 | 96% | 2015-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |