As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14268. | khemchand (khemtwt11) | 73.35 | 97.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14269. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 73.35 | 95% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14270. | Jak (jak_man) | 73.35 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 14271. | Sam (jellopurin) | 73.35 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 14272. | charistha (charisthawhite) | 73.35 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 14273. | Erika (damayanti) | 73.35 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| 14274. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 73.35 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 14275. | tiramisu (typist786) | 73.34 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14276. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 73.34 | 95% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14277. | zedkin (zedkin) | 73.34 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 14278. | Victor (mrvictordiaz) | 73.34 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14279. | Ajit (ajits) | 73.33 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
| 14280. | Cleveland (beatenbones) | 73.33 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 14281. | Todel (todelz) | 73.33 | 94% | 2022-04-14 |
| 14282. | Noé (phlogistique) | 73.33 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 14283. | Andres (andreshazard) | 73.33 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14284. | Aditya (aditya7245) | 73.32 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 14285. | jawnnyp (jawnnyp) | 73.32 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 14286. | Ping (pinglam101) | 73.32 | 95% | 2020-04-01 |
| 14287. | kuan-yu (edisonhello) | 73.32 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 14288. | Mason (washingtongrove) | 73.32 | 94% | 2019-06-29 |
| 14289. | Jacob (js81010) | 73.31 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 14290. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 73.31 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 14291. | Meinrad (meinrad) | 73.31 | 99% | 2016-12-20 |
| 14292. | Rebecca (becca11387) | 73.30 | 98% | 2024-12-30 |
| 14293. | ADizzle (aidangruenpeter) | 73.30 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 14294. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 73.30 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 14295. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 73.30 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 14296. | Daniel (sale2112) | 73.29 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 14297. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 73.29 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |