Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29422. | Kyle (kylegonzales_) | 54.44 | 92% | 2020-12-13 |
| 29423. | Divyanshu (emosareus) | 54.44 | 95% | 2020-05-28 |
| 29424. | Grant (grant65404856) | 54.44 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 29425. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 54.44 | 97% | 2015-10-04 |
| 29426. | billy (gwabs) | 54.44 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 29427. | Louise (saralou100) | 54.44 | 89% | 2015-03-02 |
| 29428. | Syafiq (renton) | 54.44 | 97% | 2013-10-30 |
| 29429. | kavan (kavanp) | 54.43 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 29430. | sen (sneakywolf16) | 54.43 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 29431. | jyoti (sanjna) | 54.43 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| 29432. | Go Broncos (hicksterman7) | 54.43 | 91% | 2013-12-21 |
| 29433. | ArtilleryJoe (artilleryjoe) | 54.42 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 29434. | Shareta (shareta) | 54.42 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 29435. | David (mrshapes) | 54.42 | 94% | 2014-06-05 |
| 29436. | Rebecca (forever_fina) | 54.42 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 29437. | Harry (bone126) | 54.42 | 93% | 2017-05-03 |
| 29438. | party (partyiee) | 54.41 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 29439. | omkar (omkarsl) | 54.41 | 95% | 2023-05-28 |
| 29440. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 54.41 | 95.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29441. | Le Chiffre (le_chiffre) | 54.41 | 94% | 2019-02-09 |
| 29442. | Sung-Ki (tghksk) | 54.41 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 29443. | Yaroslav (yyaldin) | 54.41 | 92.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 29444. | sarah (infiniterace) | 54.41 | 90% | 2013-11-06 |
| 29445. | flrwcrla (flrwcrla) | 54.40 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 29446. | Marty (heelgut) | 54.40 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 29447. | Hari (hari_prasath_25) | 54.40 | 95.4% | 2023-10-01 |
| 29448. | Halo (halo1) | 54.40 | 93% | 2020-02-14 |
| 29449. | Goto10 (backhage) | 54.40 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 29450. | Origami (lilleline) | 54.40 | 92% | 2016-07-05 |
| 29451. | Ruby (redpanda) | 54.40 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |