As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23904. | Catumba (catumba) | 51.30 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23905. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 51.29 | 96% | 2016-07-11 |
| 23906. | hhdpihs (hairypizza) | 51.28 | 94% | 2022-11-05 |
| 23907. | Matt (mhorsfield) | 51.28 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 23908. | Jovani (jovina) | 51.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 23909. | CrashRAcer1 (crashracer1) | 51.27 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
| 23910. | Velonik (velonik_12) | 51.27 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 23911. | Nich (squiddyjohnlong) | 51.27 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 23912. | Jakub (kubassino) | 51.26 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 23913. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 23914. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 23915. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
| 23916. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 23917. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 23918. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 23919. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
| 23920. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
| 23921. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
| 23922. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 23923. | Fsociety (as77) | 51.22 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23924. | olivia (olivianay) | 51.22 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 23925. | Anand (perlaanand) | 51.21 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23926. | eigo (eigo) | 51.21 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 23927. | Gerard (clant) | 51.21 | 93% | 2015-12-15 |
| 23928. | Spraito (spraito) | 51.20 | 96% | 2021-02-14 |
| 23929. | Meredith (merelydith) | 51.20 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 23930. | NG (kenny12921292) | 51.20 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 23931. | JOMAMA (secks) | 51.19 | 98% | 2017-01-03 |
| 23932. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 51.19 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 23933. | Nafis Uddin (nafis_uddin) | 51.17 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |