Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4960. | thia (kingbarney) | 61.02 | 94% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4961. | Sendy (sendyakbar) | 61.02 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4962. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 61.00 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4963. | Nick (an_uncreative_name) | 61.00 | 94% | 2019-11-08 |
| 4964. | Feras (deuplect) | 60.99 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 4965. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 60.97 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4966. | H (motaesolo) | 60.96 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4967. | FIlip (mikacek) | 60.95 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4968. | Steven (sanstotz) | 60.94 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4969. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 60.92 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4970. | xmigz (xmigz) | 60.91 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4971. | Gaurav (dudeijustwanttobebob) | 60.91 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4972. | Gianluca (subbuglio) | 60.90 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 4973. | Jewel (jewelsz) | 60.89 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 4974. | Leroy (fazecringe) | 60.87 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4975. | Rustam (rustam687) | 60.87 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4976. | Adil (adika_r) | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4977. | Eduard (diablete17) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4978. | Typer (pjottur) | 60.84 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4979. | Jan (ingenieur) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4980. | RAY (imma_fail) | 60.83 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 4981. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 60.80 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 4982. | Logan (thunderst0rm) | 60.78 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4983. | Triet (damadoko) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 4984. | Thomas André (tosse) | 60.77 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4985. | Brian (bbreezzy) | 60.77 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4986. | Bartek (barti) | 60.77 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 4987. | Dog (nickiboyz) | 60.76 | 95% | 2017-10-25 |
| 4988. | Адлет (adlet01) | 60.76 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 4989. | sean (tak32) | 60.75 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |