Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1788. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 82.83 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1789. | Bauer (floseb3) | 82.78 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1790. | hannah (hannahq) | 82.78 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 1791. | Brad (manofdeculture) | 82.77 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
| 1792. | Lily (lilymc03) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1793. | Raymond (ramenjenkins) | 82.70 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1794. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 82.70 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1795. | Boon Chuan (nitrolego) | 82.70 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1796. | K. (spacewalker) | 82.69 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1797. | patrick (lighteningab) | 82.68 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1798. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 82.68 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1799. | narze (narze) | 82.67 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1800. | Kimberly (kimboslice16) | 82.65 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1801. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 82.63 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 1802. | Yousef (scrufffaic) | 82.62 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1803. | Rebecca (rbcchrmn) | 82.62 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1804. | Adam (adam_0) | 82.61 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1805. | S (ssbl) | 82.61 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 1806. | hardik (labeitazer) | 82.57 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1807. | Saynon (saynon) | 82.57 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1808. | Slurp (slurpburp) | 82.54 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1809. | m (ogtong) | 82.53 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1810. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 82.53 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 1811. | Natasha (mrsdaniels) | 82.52 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1812. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 82.52 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1813. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 82.52 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1814. | Nani (karlord) | 82.52 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1815. | monkaS (rikio) | 82.51 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1816. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 82.50 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 1817. | moppr (moppr) | 82.49 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |