The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 493. | xlnc (yabagao) | 135.06 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 494. | SurgeonTypist (jonahvalentyn) | 135.05 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 495. | Naia (nbouscal) | 135.04 | 98% | 2012-11-30 |
| 496. | Bo (bo_wong) | 135.03 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 497. | i talk to the wind (pastash... | 135.02 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 498. | Marc (cyph3r) | 135.01 | 99% | 2013-05-03 |
| 499. | ERUK (eruk) | 135.01 | 100% | 2012-06-10 |
| 500. | Dethklok (dethklok) | 135.01 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 501. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 134.97 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 502. | Stephen (iwinn) | 134.93 | 99% | 2011-11-07 |
| 503. | Eddie (eddielement) | 134.88 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 504. | . (serqph) | 134.85 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 505. | Airi Momoi (syaro) | 134.85 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
| 506. | Judas Escargot (looneyjuice) | 134.85 | 100% | 2023-03-12 |
| 507. | Kevin (chutlol) | 134.83 | 96% | 2015-01-15 |
| 508. | (qbst) | 134.82 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 509. | Joel (activemap) | 134.78 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 510. | Deodand (deodand) | 134.76 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 511. | Hi guys (alininja) | 134.74 | 100% | 2019-03-04 |
| 512. | Cina (lalovebug) | 134.70 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 513. | Chagil (chagil) | 134.69 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 514. | Lina Inverse (inviolable1) | 134.69 | 99% | 2015-01-18 |
| 515. | 432 (rasfmar) | 134.64 | 100% | 2022-09-25 |
| 516. | selphy (selphy) | 134.63 | 96% | 2013-10-27 |
| 517. | Michael (justraven) | 134.61 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 518. | Stuart (sleesong) | 134.60 | 100% | 2014-02-11 |
| 519. | George (georgious) | 134.57 | 98% | 2015-06-16 |
| 520. | Benjamin (nask) | 134.56 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 521. | Hipz (kahipz) | 134.45 | 97% | 2017-05-13 |
| 522. | A (arolakiv) | 134.44 | 99% | 2020-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |