As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16044. | Jason (tworker) | 68.95 | 94% | 2020-03-29 |
16045. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 68.95 | 94% | 2015-08-22 |
16046. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 68.94 | 95% | 2024-05-30 |
16047. | Anthony (anthonyfloresokc) | 68.93 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
16048. | Non (nonnb) | 68.93 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
16049. | ren (krenz) | 68.93 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
16050. | Spider (spider_sim) | 68.93 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
16051. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
16052. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 68.92 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
16053. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
16054. | Brandon (duranbrandon) | 68.92 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
16055. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 68.92 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
16056. | Marc (marcdeluca) | 68.91 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
16057. | navuhodonosor (navuhodonosor) | 68.91 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
16058. | Long (phamlong0711) | 68.91 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
16059. | light (pinkyhurts) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
16060. | Jan (acpehalus) | 68.90 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
16061. | Mia (spoobin) | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
16062. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 68.89 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
16063. | Dice (dmontoo) | 68.89 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
16064. | william (longdongdi) | 68.89 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
16065. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 68.89 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
16066. | kasra (kasraclan) | 68.88 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
16067. | Ethan (ethene) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
16068. | Montag (montag) | 68.88 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
16069. | vuong (boneykute) | 68.88 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
16070. | Andrew (okcandy) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
16071. | Tyrrant (tyrrantx) | 68.87 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
16072. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 68.87 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
16073. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 68.87 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |