See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6592. | sen-shin (_eastyper_) | 91.90 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 6593. | Key (malformant) | 91.90 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 6594. | Calvin (calvinstoleyourcupc... | 91.90 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
| 6595. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 91.89 | 97.7% | 2024-09-12 |
| 6596. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 91.89 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 6597. | Stefan (stefantibulca) | 91.89 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6598. | Jacob (solace72) | 91.89 | 98% | 2020-08-09 |
| 6599. | hemlös (olgatorsk) | 91.89 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 6600. | Vrox (vrowvy) | 91.88 | 98% | 2024-12-22 |
| 6601. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 91.88 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 6602. | hero (iknowhtml) | 91.88 | 97.7% | 2025-01-19 |
| 6603. | J (fortunapls) | 91.88 | 100% | 2020-01-16 |
| 6604. | breadstick (main32134) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 6605. | paully7 (paully7) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 6606. | Mokely (circusmonkey) | 91.86 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 6607. | Danila (dnlhc) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 6608. | aaa (adric96) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6609. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 6610. | Carebear (carebearknklbxr) | 91.84 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 6611. | Megan (megceratops) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 6612. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 91.84 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 6613. | Mario (dmfz) | 91.83 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 6614. | boris (borisu) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6615. | Xequit10 (xequit420) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 6616. | rUbbish (rubbisheap) | 91.82 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
| 6617. | thomas (thomaspoku) | 91.81 | 98.1% | 2025-01-09 |
| 6618. | neo (eliteneo) | 91.81 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 6619. | Destroyer (unstoppable1) | 91.80 | 97% | 2023-07-28 |
| 6620. | Rocco (not_that_great) | 91.80 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 6621. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 91.80 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |