Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2757. | Rani (ron_22) | 71.91 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2758. | sahin (sahinerbay) | 71.89 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 2759. | David (hugger69) | 71.89 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2760. | galei (galei) | 71.88 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2761. | Brian (brianzq) | 71.88 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 2762. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 71.86 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2763. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 71.86 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2764. | LuJkE (itsthot) | 71.85 | 96% | 2018-09-11 |
| 2765. | Rhys (speedymole) | 71.85 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2766. | wavecap (clutchkid) | 71.85 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2767. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 71.84 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2768. | Taylor James (trogers91) | 71.83 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 2769. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 71.82 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 2770. | 🐌 (adas291) | 71.80 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2771. | Patrick (jpporter) | 71.80 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 2772. | Kevin (slasherkev) | 71.78 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2773. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2774. | James (officialtrident) | 71.73 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 2775. | Cody (codst_lh) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2776. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 2777. | ... (singedii) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2778. | wtf am i doing with my life... | 71.70 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2779. | Benjamin (egg20) | 71.70 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2780. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2781. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 71.69 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 2782. | Jelly (trolololol31) | 71.67 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 2783. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 71.67 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2784. | Roshan (roshan_) | 71.67 | 94% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2785. | Peyton (lilbrass2) | 71.65 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 2786. | Tahir (tahirissa) | 71.65 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |