And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14506. | mars (marswork) | 88.70 | 96% | 2015-01-09 |
| 14507. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 88.70 | 95% | 2016-07-09 |
| 14508. | Stefan (stefans) | 88.70 | 92% | 2012-01-08 |
| 14509. | Ever (efebo) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 14510. | Rophuine (rophuine) | 88.69 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 14511. | (you) (zedalch) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 14512. | Falcon (dotel) | 88.69 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 14513. | Rebecca (racerrebecca) | 88.69 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 14514. | Bob (bertramc) | 88.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 14515. | lienny (lienny90) | 88.69 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14516. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 14517. | Alex (lwh99) | 88.68 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 14518. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 88.68 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14519. | kimaster (kimaster) | 88.68 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| 14520. | karovD (icevenom2) | 88.68 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 14521. | ashley (ashleyjohnstonn) | 88.68 | 89% | 2012-04-10 |
| 14522. | jason (grino) | 88.67 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 14523. | Weiqi (abwuhd) | 88.67 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14524. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14525. | Asolotl (asolotl) | 88.66 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 14526. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 88.66 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 14527. | chris (llamas876) | 88.66 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14528. | mike (mikeming81) | 88.66 | 95% | 2011-08-28 |
| 14529. | Margaret (margaret) | 88.66 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
| 14530. | p4w5y7i8 (p4w5y7i8) | 88.65 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 14531. | Thengil (thengil) | 88.65 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 14532. | Maervince (maervince) | 88.65 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 14533. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 88.65 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 14534. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 88.65 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14535. | Matt (guest1) | 88.65 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |