As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16598. | Max (maxpage) | 69.22 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 16599. | Phil (hawkk) | 69.21 | 94.9% | 2024-05-27 |
| 16600. | handsoap (paprikachu) | 69.21 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 16601. | Mike (mikeyco) | 69.21 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 16602. | Max (mamix) | 69.20 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 16603. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 69.20 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 16604. | Michael (dei3fan8) | 69.20 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 16605. | Joey (edgingtip) | 69.19 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 16606. | Erkis (erkan05) | 69.19 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16607. | Emperor (aranjani) | 69.19 | 95.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16608. | Anton (antonjr04) | 69.19 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 16609. | Riccardo (monkas_) | 69.19 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16610. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 69.19 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 16611. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 69.19 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 16612. | Not (notpeo) | 69.19 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 16613. | millstypes (millstypes) | 69.19 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16614. | Asbjorn (snazzysportstacker) | 69.18 | 95.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16615. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16616. | John (evillife) | 69.18 | 96.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 16617. | justabastrdzson (justabastr... | 69.18 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16618. | neckau (neckau) | 69.18 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 16619. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 69.18 | 99% | 2020-09-12 |
| 16620. | Robin (redholm) | 69.18 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
| 16621. | Sumit (sumit56) | 69.18 | 96% | 2015-10-18 |
| 16622. | Your (yourfather_1) | 69.17 | 97% | 2025-05-15 |
| 16623. | c (awesometheii) | 69.17 | 96% | 2019-02-17 |
| 16624. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 69.17 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 16625. | Leandro (ardleon03) | 69.17 | 97.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 16626. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 69.17 | 89% | 2016-10-31 |
| 16627. | Mark (10100) | 69.17 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |