Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1067. | Eber (eb3rms) | 73.41 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1068. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1069. | Colonel (connorpro) | 73.36 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1070. | sfg (nigh) | 73.35 | 95% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1071. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 73.31 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1072. | Vex (vexyt) | 73.28 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 1073. | Breanna (bjr7) | 73.23 | 99% | 2020-02-21 |
| 1074. | No (bambusnippel) | 73.20 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1075. | Dezzy (ddezzyy) | 73.18 | 96% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1076. | Paper (spamllama) | 73.18 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 1077. | Min Thaw (min1995) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1078. | Carter (scribe_anator) | 73.13 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1079. | XxMakio (xxmakio) | 73.13 | 96% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1080. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 73.12 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 1081. | Andy (andyjg47) | 73.10 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1082. | Pepsi (bombchicken) | 73.08 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1083. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 73.06 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1084. | Thomas (tgx23) | 73.01 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 1085. | Dog acc (vick02) | 72.96 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1086. | Matthew (kelsier) | 72.94 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1087. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 72.93 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 1088. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 72.92 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
| 1089. | Demancer (demancer) | 72.92 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 1090. | Fredrik (falcanen) | 72.88 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1091. | Pinguin (gun0016) | 72.88 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1092. | Jakob (lokiloki19) | 72.87 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 1093. | gupta (gupta01) | 72.84 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1094. | Edmond (eb619) | 72.83 | 96% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1095. | Space (spacedandy) | 72.83 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1096. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 72.77 | 98% | 2019-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |