As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14312. | IGβ’R (_igor_) | 72.97 | 99% | 2015-09-11 |
| 14313. | Ab (abdir) | 72.97 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 14314. | Type (type_resing) | 72.97 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14315. | myscloud (myscloud) | 72.97 | 93% | 2015-11-15 |
| 14316. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 72.97 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
| 14317. | Lefu (l1298) | 72.97 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 14318. | HondaTypeR (honda_typer) | 72.96 | 97% | 2025-03-07 |
| 14319. | devr (devr) | 72.96 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 14320. | Dhaos (odhaoso) | 72.96 | 99% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14321. | grigoar (grigoar) | 72.96 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 14322. | Twis (twis23) | 72.96 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 14323. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.96 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 14324. | J (jen12) | 72.96 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 14325. | Christopher (chriskaee) | 72.95 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 14326. | MO (mag240) | 72.94 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| 14327. | polsab (polsab) | 72.94 | 93% | 2017-06-03 |
| 14328. | Adalbert (squ33z3r) | 72.93 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14329. | Bee (abreezy88) | 72.93 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14330. | Latif (lephant) | 72.92 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14331. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 72.92 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14332. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 72.92 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 14333. | the_P_man (thepman) | 72.91 | 97% | 2025-01-14 |
| 14334. | Yahiko (yahikosenpai) | 72.91 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 14335. | Jerry (jernjej) | 72.91 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 14336. | Oliwier (olix04) | 72.90 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 14337. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 72.90 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14338. | AV4567 (av4567) | 72.89 | 95% | 2024-07-04 |
| 14339. | GodOfTheMetal (godofthemetal) | 72.89 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 14340. | Des (desl) | 72.89 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14341. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 72.89 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |