As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12984. | Siblex (siblex) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 12985. | Petar (petar030) | 76.26 | 94% | 2022-02-23 |
| 12986. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 76.26 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 12987. | aijec (kereste123) | 76.26 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12988. | Nils (snils) | 76.25 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12989. | ludwigg (froggg) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 12990. | slow (anjal23) | 76.25 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12991. | JoYo (joyojo) | 76.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 12992. | shoib (roban) | 76.25 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 12993. | J (nothisisjeff) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 12994. | amin (aminyousef) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 12995. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 12996. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 76.24 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 12997. | yy (yyeehaw69) | 76.23 | 95% | 2020-10-03 |
| 12998. | Sebastian (oktupol) | 76.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 12999. | William (horriblejoy) | 76.23 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 13000. | Arturas (reperis) | 76.22 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 13001. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 76.22 | 98% | 2025-02-15 |
| 13002. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13003. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 76.22 | 95% | 2022-11-11 |
| 13004. | Lowyan (lowyan) | 76.22 | 97.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13005. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 76.22 | 98% | 2020-04-21 |
| 13006. | Siddhartha (carte_blanche) | 76.22 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| 13007. | mat (wehtam) | 76.21 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| 13008. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 76.21 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 13009. | Minor149 (minor149) | 76.21 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 13010. | Jimmy (jimmyhimmy414) | 76.20 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 13011. | Gal (galzoor) | 76.20 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 13012. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 76.20 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13013. | Ivan (ivan_h) | 76.20 | 96% | 2023-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |