The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11585. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 86.19 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 11586. | Killexcl (killexcl) | 86.19 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 11587. | Jin Yi (jinyisim) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 11588. | Sylph (sylph9) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11589. | David (dave_em) | 86.19 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11590. | Dan (danwin) | 86.19 | 96% | 2013-05-31 |
| 11591. | William (wponds6) | 86.19 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 11592. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 86.19 | 94% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11593. | Momen (momenarafa) | 86.18 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 11594. | NOWIMMAD (nowimmad) | 86.18 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 11595. | Emma (emmacbryant) | 86.18 | 98.1% | 2023-10-26 |
| 11596. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 86.18 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11597. | John (johndel) | 86.18 | — | 2009-07-10 |
| 11598. | Jerry (concise) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-03-08 |
| 11599. | Will (ghostal) | 86.17 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 11600. | David (psfmer) | 86.17 | 98% | 2014-10-09 |
| 11601. | Evelio (evelioff) | 86.16 | 97% | 2013-12-30 |
| 11602. | Graham (grogers) | 86.16 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 11603. | cal (cal_boy) | 86.16 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11604. | Brian (desbrigs) | 86.16 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11605. | Wheat (wheatgrinder) | 86.16 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 11606. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 86.16 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 11607. | Urriev (urriev) | 86.16 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 11608. | you (youu) | 86.16 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 11609. | mtp (emtepe) | 86.16 | 95% | 2011-07-16 |
| 11610. | Yes (leoroko) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 11611. | Sami (aakime) | 86.15 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 11612. | Sachin (sachinvasudev) | 86.15 | 92% | 2011-12-18 |
| 11613. | Azure (azureflash) | 86.15 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 11614. | Justin (feryll) | 86.15 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |