I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1800. | Ved (ved_is_best) | 91.29 | 93.8% | 2024-03-08 |
| 1801. | Havn (havn) | 91.29 | 96% | 2025-03-23 |
| 1802. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 91.28 | 96.9% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1803. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 91.27 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 1804. | maxwell (coffeelk) | 91.25 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 1805. | Frostic (frostic_461) | 91.23 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1806. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 91.22 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1807. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 91.21 | 97.7% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1808. | chen zhen (chuchu555) | 91.21 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
| 1809. | Clay (clay256) | 91.21 | 96.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| 1810. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 91.20 | 98.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1811. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.19 | 97% | 2025-01-20 |
| 1812. | Michael (mchang227) | 91.19 | 98.6% | 2023-05-18 |
| 1813. | TatsumakiX (tatsumakix) | 91.16 | 96.8% | 2025-05-19 |
| 1814. | Order (orderadchaos) | 91.14 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1815. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 91.13 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1816. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 91.11 | 95.3% | 2023-07-09 |
| 1817. | Antony (cony77777) | 91.11 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 1818. | keverton (kevdurance) | 91.10 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1819. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 91.10 | 96.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 1820. | Megan (siamesee) | 91.09 | 96.3% | 2024-03-29 |
| 1821. | Tim (tim28) | 91.08 | 98% | 2025-11-19 |
| 1822. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 91.08 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 1823. | Nomaan (nfshaikh) | 91.07 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1824. | skb11 (skb11) | 91.07 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 1825. | Sam (sam0132nodier) | 91.06 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1826. | heclord (heclord) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1827. | Fervent (fervent) | 91.02 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 1828. | SideSky (sidesky) | 91.02 | 95.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1829. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 91.01 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |