Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13937. | Typo (fingooli) | 78.77 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 13938. | Pria (dareldomu) | 78.77 | 94% | 2014-12-14 |
| 13939. | piglet777 (piglet777) | 78.76 | 95.9% | 2023-08-21 |
| 13940. | Andy (avocadocream) | 78.76 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 13941. | Jim (okybibuy) | 78.76 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 13942. | vinayak rivera (vinrivera) | 78.76 | 98% | 2023-10-18 |
| 13943. | jelle (jelle2k) | 78.76 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 13944. | A7md (implore) | 78.76 | 94% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13945. | Andy (savioric) | 78.76 | 88% | 2012-10-17 |
| 13946. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 78.76 | 97% | 2013-05-27 |
| 13947. | Ciprian (cippo) | 78.76 | 92% | 2016-12-27 |
| 13948. | Amber (banditta) | 78.76 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 13949. | Durock (stormcroft) | 78.75 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| 13950. | person (person_900) | 78.75 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13951. | kenny (speedygonzalez18) | 78.75 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13952. | Odudu (emmillio) | 78.75 | 93% | 2012-05-16 |
| 13953. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 78.74 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 13954. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 78.74 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 13955. | Nelly (moofens) | 78.74 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13956. | Please use an appropriate n... | 78.74 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13957. | (slowfake) | 78.74 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
| 13958. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 78.74 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 13959. | Canberk (cyuksel) | 78.74 | 97% | 2013-09-19 |
| 13960. | (◠‿◠✿) (nyafuu) | 78.73 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 13961. | Determined (frosty_flame) | 78.73 | 94.6% | 2023-08-19 |
| 13962. | Joseph (cevlol) | 78.73 | 83% | 2015-07-17 |
| 13963. | TheMaz (themaz) | 78.73 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 13964. | Mooru (mooru) | 78.73 | 96% | 2014-01-05 |
| 13965. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 78.73 | 98% | 2018-01-07 |
| 13966. | J (yzy1234) | 78.72 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |