Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2334. | Max (maxzims) | 77.74 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2335. | Jared (jjgrizwald) | 77.72 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2336. | Dozo (zwierz) | 77.71 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 2337. | Chase (chasericker003) | 77.71 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2338. | j (jdai) | 77.70 | 99% | 2019-07-17 |
| 2339. | Ⓐⓝⓣⓞⓝ (racingisaw... | 77.69 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2340. | n00b (gimape07) | 77.69 | 96% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2341. | Austin (ajrocks99) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2342. | Kardo (kardoj) | 77.68 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
| 2343. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 77.67 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
| 2344. | Frank (drummajor) | 77.66 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 2345. | Romil (aidag) | 77.64 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2346. | erk (estalow) | 77.64 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2347. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 77.64 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 2348. | sunsetsherbet (sunsetsherbet) | 77.63 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 2349. | Gaurav (dudeijustwanttobebob) | 77.63 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2350. | brannon (brannonchua) | 77.62 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 2351. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 77.62 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 2352. | Brian (brianyosua) | 77.59 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2353. | ehe (aeronsic) | 77.58 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2354. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 77.58 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2355. | Raymando (raymando) | 77.58 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2356. | thomas (tonstor) | 77.57 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 2357. | Teng (hioktengtay) | 77.56 | 96% | 2020-09-07 |
| 2358. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 77.54 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2359. | Ethan (conanethan) | 77.54 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2360. | Nicole (bowie_tie) | 77.53 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 2361. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 77.52 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 2362. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 77.48 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2363. | Olivia (livlev) | 77.47 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |