Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1319. | Ian (holeyness) | 94.11 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1320. | Oliver (olivertee) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1321. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 94.09 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1322. | tehfatpanduh (kb47) | 94.08 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1323. | Kurt Dave (kurtzkie123) | 94.08 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1324. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 94.06 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1325. | Maxine (maxinecaulfield) | 94.05 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1326. | Atticus (plutakis) | 94.05 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1327. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1328. | J (windycruse) | 94.00 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1329. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 93.99 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1330. | Uzair (plombus) | 93.93 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1331. | Sharod (lick23) | 93.89 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1332. | Phillip (phillipma) | 93.87 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1333. | Kris (kris_z) | 93.87 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1334. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 93.86 | 99% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1335. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 93.85 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1336. | Joe (agentcursez) | 93.83 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1337. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 93.83 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1338. | Natalie (natforprez) | 93.82 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1339. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 93.81 | 99% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1340. | Liam (emissions) | 93.80 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1341. | Wise (wiseguyakanerd) | 93.80 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1342. | Rice Chan (rice_chan) | 93.79 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 1343. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 93.78 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1344. | Mario (metalprogrammer) | 93.77 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1345. | o (seticl) | 93.76 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1346. | connie (conxlee) | 93.76 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 1347. | Kaiser (kaiser_hund) | 93.69 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1348. | Maple (oakshoe) | 93.61 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |