You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1273. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 86.59 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1274. | TheBluestBerry (bluberry2) | 86.56 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1275. | Radmir (radmir2015) | 86.56 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1276. | KY (glyphwrld) | 86.54 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 1277. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 86.52 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1278. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 86.52 | 99% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1279. | Mil (mil1534) | 86.50 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1280. | Atas (atas) | 86.50 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 1281. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 86.49 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1282. | مــحـــمــــو... | 86.48 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1283. | Ryan (uberdeluxe) | 86.47 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1284. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 86.46 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1285. | Mick (orangeice) | 86.46 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 1286. | Endure (kocho_nitrotype) | 86.43 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1287. | Ming (swamis) | 86.43 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1288. | Mayank (minkk777) | 86.42 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1289. | Justin (nexoloft) | 86.38 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1290. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 86.38 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 1291. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 86.34 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 1292. | Cinari (cinari) | 86.28 | 97% | 2020-04-22 |
| 1293. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 86.27 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1294. | Panda (sparklehorse61) | 86.25 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1295. | Shaked (aes222) | 86.24 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1296. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 86.24 | 95% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1297. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 86.23 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1298. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1299. | (6kg_rat) | 86.18 | 97.4% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1300. | Downtempo (33ro) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1301. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 86.16 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1302. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 86.16 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |