The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11982. | Muhammad Hassan (hassanatk) | 85.45 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 11983. | B (shaolinbear) | 85.44 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 11984. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 85.44 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 11985. | Florian (ftzz) | 85.44 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 11986. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 85.44 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 11987. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 85.44 | 97.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11988. | 박 (urnu) | 85.44 | 88% | 2016-01-12 |
| 11989. | Jirahar (jirahar) | 85.43 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 11990. | ch3ckpls (mombear29) | 85.43 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11991. | Dr Pepper (artistp) | 85.42 | 97% | 2017-05-07 |
| 11992. | Addy (_addy_) | 85.42 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 11993. | Matthew (mattaohem) | 85.42 | 97% | 2015-12-26 |
| 11994. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 85.42 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 11995. | LR (lenko) | 85.42 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 11996. | Joe (jmaya) | 85.42 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 11997. | Aline (alineteh) | 85.42 | 95% | 2011-10-17 |
| 11998. | Andre (upupdowndown) | 85.41 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11999. | Giich (giich) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12000. | Artur (lepayo) | 85.41 | 93% | 2012-12-04 |
| 12001. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 85.41 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 12002. | 9 Slow Fingers. (womblejomble) | 85.41 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 12003. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 85.41 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| 12004. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 85.40 | 98.3% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12005. | Edward (edwardw21) | 85.40 | 92% | 2014-06-08 |
| 12006. | Miguel (miguelpro) | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 12007. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 85.40 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 12008. | m (greycubed) | 85.40 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 12009. | Raku (gaki) | 85.40 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 12010. | Candice (cc_1217) | 85.40 | 95% | 2015-05-22 |
| 12011. | Hugo (monkeyliu) | 85.39 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |