I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11746. | Ardit (xdardit19) | 84.96 | 94% | 2023-03-19 |
| 11747. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 84.96 | 97.3% | 2024-09-03 |
| 11748. | lightningxcookie (lightning... | 84.96 | 97.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11749. | i am the slowest typer in t... | 84.96 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11750. | Egor (moccasama) | 84.94 | 95% | 2024-05-03 |
| 11751. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11752. | Endymion (so_sleepy) | 84.94 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11753. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 84.94 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11754. | Aalpesh (aalpesh) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11755. | Elsawy (elsawy636) | 84.93 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11756. | Jusuf (kz99) | 84.93 | 96.7% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11757. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 84.93 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 11758. | Jay (urname9999) | 84.92 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
| 11759. | Dagareth (mindcrime) | 84.92 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 11760. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 84.92 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11761. | 42 (4242424242) | 84.92 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 11762. | Evan (evstah) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 11763. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 84.91 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 11764. | chara (rin3) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11765. | Joonha (d100fastfingers) | 84.90 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 11766. | Banana (banankake) | 84.90 | 96.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 11767. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 84.90 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11768. | Logan (frigidgaming) | 84.90 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11769. | Hashim (sharkh) | 84.90 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 11770. | Jack (kaktoose) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 11771. | Mrinal (_tt_) | 84.89 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 11772. | Trihard (screwsps) | 84.89 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 11773. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 11774. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 84.89 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 11775. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 84.89 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |