I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9411. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9412. | Joshua (discountcommander) | 87.82 | 96% | 2024-09-06 |
| 9413. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 9414. | tyson (flytyson) | 87.81 | 97.5% | 2024-12-12 |
| 9415. | pen (lock3r) | 87.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9416. | insert name (negativepie) | 87.81 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 9417. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 87.80 | 95% | 2025-04-13 |
| 9418. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 87.80 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 9419. | Tyson (thanhts2) | 87.80 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9420. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9421. | jacks (northice12) | 87.79 | 95.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 9422. | Zy (zygod) | 87.79 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 9423. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.79 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9424. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 9425. | Puri (narthar) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 9426. | Savana (ssantos) | 87.78 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9427. | Raffael (simonraffael) | 87.77 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9428. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 87.77 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 9429. | apngetuma (smr64) | 87.77 | 99% | 2016-04-21 |
| 9430. | Michael (pernobo) | 87.77 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 9431. | Zero (1ascend0) | 87.76 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9432. | debumak (debumak) | 87.76 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9433. | Cole (dudechill) | 87.75 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9434. | memo (memost) | 87.75 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9435. | V (tall_in_spirit_dvorak) | 87.75 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9436. | Alicia (thereyougo153) | 87.75 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 9437. | Third (chaenorhinum) | 87.75 | 94% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9438. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 87.75 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 9439. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 87.74 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 9440. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 87.74 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |