The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10975. | Loves Jacob (shelby_youngbl... | 45.19 | 82% | 2011-10-04 |
| 10976. | dmna17 (dzone) | 45.19 | 91% | 2014-02-02 |
| 10977. | yepyep (modagogo) | 45.18 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 10978. | xRoshx (roshdip) | 45.18 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 10979. | y (bzy107) | 45.18 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10980. | Toxiii (_toxiii_) | 45.18 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10981. | raffy (bags) | 45.18 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 10982. | Adrianna (pupa) | 45.18 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
| 10983. | Sean (flabby99) | 45.17 | 90% | 2017-03-18 |
| 10984. | MIke (mike110) | 45.17 | 93% | 2015-03-05 |
| 10985. | Damir (sonicf) | 45.16 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 10986. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 45.16 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
| 10987. | Dara (adoran) | 45.16 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 10988. | seto (semuut) | 45.16 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 10989. | Nancy (nancynon) | 45.16 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 10990. | Enoch (enochs) | 45.16 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 10991. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 45.15 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 10992. | HyloxalusFallax (hyloxalusf... | 45.15 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 10993. | Sarman (sarginsu) | 45.15 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 10994. | shaan (shaanheer) | 45.15 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 10995. | abeja (fecha) | 45.15 | 96% | 2015-05-20 |
| 10996. | Abhishek (abhishek1593) | 45.15 | 94% | 2013-01-09 |
| 10997. | Yannis (g000fy) | 45.14 | 95% | 2015-10-21 |
| 10998. | Rana :) (ranatherana) | 45.14 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 10999. | Jayadeep (karnatijayadeep) | 45.14 | 95% | 2014-04-26 |
| 11000. | vishal kumar (uchiha12) | 45.14 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 11001. | adri (starenergy) | 45.13 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 11002. | Tim (timlee) | 45.13 | 93% | 2022-07-12 |
| 11003. | Koala (koala_guan) | 45.13 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 11004. | Ngân (nganpt) | 45.13 | 92% | 2012-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |