Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13934. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 78.48 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 13935. | Fytch (fytch) | 78.48 | 96% | 2014-07-22 |
| 13936. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 78.48 | 94% | 2013-07-04 |
| 13937. | ibrahim (tehstormcrow) | 78.47 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 13938. | Edric (nekozilla) | 78.47 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13939. | Lee (shriveledegg) | 78.47 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 13940. | Ajay (ajayvarma) | 78.47 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
| 13941. | Missing (s6cppr) | 78.47 | 92% | 2012-08-01 |
| 13942. | Dylion (mandylion) | 78.47 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 13943. | jessie (jessie7391) | 78.47 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 13944. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 78.47 | 94% | 2013-10-06 |
| 13945. | Joe (joe7670) | 78.46 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 13946. | Trekkin (tarbor) | 78.46 | 95% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13947. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 78.46 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 13948. | 🧛 kia (kianachantal) | 78.46 | 91% | 2013-06-24 |
| 13949. | J (geonjr) | 78.46 | 94% | 2011-09-12 |
| 13950. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 78.45 | 97.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 13951. | Lakshya (lakshya7878) | 78.45 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13952. | latias (latiaslatios) | 78.45 | 97.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13953. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 78.45 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 13954. | Jeld (jeld) | 78.45 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
| 13955. | Wei (yayitswei) | 78.45 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 13956. | David (itisiiamit) | 78.45 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 13957. | . (brazalik) | 78.45 | 89% | 2015-03-30 |
| 13958. | Matthias (sirfelion) | 78.44 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 13959. | Lee (bolttyper) | 78.44 | 92% | 2011-06-06 |
| 13960. | Jai (jaihacker) | 78.44 | 95% | 2022-12-28 |
| 13961. | Vince (garg26) | 78.44 | 94% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13962. | billy (belon) | 78.44 | 95.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13963. | John (caduke) | 78.44 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |