I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1980. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 86.92 | 96.9% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1981. | Justus (cordas) | 86.90 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 1982. | john (kyrie456king) | 86.90 | 96.7% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1983. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 86.88 | 99% | 2024-02-13 |
| 1984. | Asmaa (kawaiicat) | 86.88 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1985. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 86.86 | 96.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 1986. | Nobody (kinghades) | 86.86 | 97.4% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1987. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 86.85 | 97% | 2024-02-13 |
| 1988. | Toof (bronze_bucket) | 86.85 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1989. | Rose (rustedham) | 86.81 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 1990. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 86.78 | 94.9% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1991. | kawi (kawion) | 86.77 | 98% | 2023-08-13 |
| 1992. | xd (palmate) | 86.76 | 96.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 1993. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 86.75 | 97% | 2023-11-18 |
| 1994. | Synica (synica) | 86.74 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1995. | Kevin Peng (no2pzld) | 86.72 | 98% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1996. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 86.69 | 98.1% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1997. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 86.66 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
| 1998. | Tobe (jeeko_pogi) | 86.65 | 96.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1999. | Luis (chapibol) | 86.64 | 97.9% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2000. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 86.64 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 2001. | Anton (antosha03) | 86.62 | 96.5% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2002. | Rab (rabuhana) | 86.57 | 97.1% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2003. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 86.57 | 96.5% | 2023-06-18 |
| 2004. | Swerve (swerve9) | 86.55 | 94% | 2025-02-14 |
| 2005. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 86.55 | 95.7% | 2023-11-29 |
| 2006. | JP (freshlumpia) | 86.55 | 96.9% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2007. | Ceilingfanswitch (ceilingfa... | 86.54 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2008. | Braydon (nightpantaloons) | 86.54 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2009. | Will (williamwang) | 86.54 | 97.9% | 2024-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |