The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8901. | (voidhowl) | 89.76 | 96% | 2014-09-08 |
| 8902. | Bruno (armitageb) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 8903. | mandragola (mandragola) | 89.75 | 98% | 2024-12-08 |
| 8904. | Jesse (jesseyay) | 89.75 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 8905. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 89.75 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 8906. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 89.74 | 99% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8907. | omgracer (omgracer) | 89.74 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 8908. | Kai zheng (nebs_2ge) | 89.74 | 95.7% | 2024-04-27 |
| 8909. | kazle v2 (kazlev2) | 89.74 | 95.4% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8910. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 89.74 | 96% | 2025-03-23 |
| 8911. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 89.74 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 8912. | blue (blue2) | 89.74 | 87% | 2011-12-05 |
| 8913. | Devon (spiritsk) | 89.74 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 8914. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 89.74 | 97.3% | 2025-03-27 |
| 8915. | UT99 Taught me to Type (karek) | 89.74 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 8916. | Borkborkbork (phoque) | 89.74 | 86% | 2011-05-31 |
| 8917. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 89.73 | 98% | 2024-02-22 |
| 8918. | str (sleepallday) | 89.73 | 96% | 2020-08-09 |
| 8919. | Rollie (rollieann) | 89.73 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| 8920. | Perserus (perserus) | 89.73 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 8921. | Kex (kexlog) | 89.73 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 8922. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 89.72 | 95% | 2024-04-03 |
| 8923. | Brayden (braddin123) | 89.72 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8924. | qwerty (anoop208) | 89.72 | 95.8% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8925. | no (harhar144) | 89.71 | 97.6% | 2023-11-18 |
| 8926. | River (ronguat) | 89.71 | 94% | 2017-04-25 |
| 8927. | daddyo (daddyo_) | 89.70 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 8928. | Pingspy (pingspy) | 89.70 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 8929. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 89.70 | 99% | 2024-08-23 |
| 8930. | trick20 (trick2001) | 89.70 | 97% | 2025-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |