The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 741. | Nor (nor9864) | 76.87 | 94% | 2014-08-20 |
| 742. | Kang (kwang2009) | 76.85 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 743. | David (dd123c5) | 76.84 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 744. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 76.84 | 92% | 2015-11-13 |
| 745. | Chris (cheekcn) | 76.82 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 746. | Chris (pigmalion) | 76.79 | 98% | 2016-01-31 |
| 747. | Evil (evilhom3r) | 76.79 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 748. | Cockep (cockep) | 76.74 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 749. | Benny (guyismylastname) | 76.72 | 95% | 2011-11-01 |
| 750. | †KKD†™ (hkkdt1) | 76.72 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 751. | Bat-Ireedui (ireedui) | 76.65 | 98% | 2016-03-26 |
| 752. | Flippy (sdfd) | 76.64 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 753. | Ramana (rnagasam) | 76.62 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 754. | im (baongoc124) | 76.62 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 755. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 76.60 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 756. | Maikel (xessi) | 76.59 | 88% | 2013-01-28 |
| 757. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 76.56 | 97% | 2017-01-04 |
| 758. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 76.55 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 759. | chakuch (chakuch) | 76.51 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 760. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 76.50 | 97% | 2012-10-21 |
| 761. | Francisco (cdt1) | 76.49 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 762. | Akagami (terror33) | 76.46 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| 763. | Au (auuaauua) | 76.45 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 764. | Jai (jais) | 76.45 | 100% | 2017-02-25 |
| 765. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 76.44 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 766. | Tarako (tarako003) | 76.44 | 100% | 2018-07-22 |
| 767. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 76.43 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 768. | Killka (warpwar) | 76.41 | 88% | 2015-03-25 |
| 769. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 76.40 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 770. | Emma (emmax3) | 76.36 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |