I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12792. | Eshwar Vanguri (speed18) | 78.43 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 12793. | Marcus (marcusthk) | 78.43 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12794. | Jaron (jaron_e) | 78.43 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 12795. | Properal (properal) | 78.43 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 12796. | Mitchell (barbeem) | 78.42 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
| 12797. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 78.42 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 12798. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 12799. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 12800. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 78.41 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 12801. | rubberdomelife (pixzleone) | 78.41 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 12802. | Carlos (carloleal30) | 78.41 | 97.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 12803. | Dhruv (dhruvs301) | 78.41 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12804. | 1337 (dotnet) | 78.41 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 12805. | Thomas (thethomaszhou) | 78.41 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 12806. | Akhil (9_plus_10_equals_21) | 78.41 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 12807. | Laco (koomp) | 78.41 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 12808. | Dank (tiive) | 78.40 | 93% | 2018-05-23 |
| 12809. | vamsi (abhi124) | 78.40 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 12810. | Sander (sandiboii) | 78.40 | 100% | 2017-09-04 |
| 12811. | Nate (lobdog) | 78.40 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 12812. | Owen (uououououo) | 78.40 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 12813. | Sam (sharris11) | 78.39 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12814. | Xix (xixx) | 78.38 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 12815. | Nguyen Ky Vi (iw1k) | 78.38 | 95% | 2022-10-28 |
| 12816. | Heðin (hedincool) | 78.38 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 12817. | Skrunch (skrunch) | 78.37 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 12818. | Donovan (donovanle) | 78.37 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 12819. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 78.37 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 12820. | Indeed (indeed001) | 78.36 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 12821. | Om (omsharma612) | 78.36 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |