As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24535. | David (asdr9845) | 45.06 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 24536. | Bloomon (bloomon) | 45.05 | 95% | 2022-03-20 |
| 24537. | Jack (stumoo) | 45.05 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
| 24538. | Kennedy (kennedykozak) | 45.05 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 24539. | Rohan Kumar (rohank05) | 45.03 | 95% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24540. | hello (nikhilisanoob124) | 45.03 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 24541. | Shane (sdoyle4499) | 45.03 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 24542. | ram (ram0) | 45.03 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 24543. | Bill (go_bill_go) | 45.02 | 93% | 2023-09-05 |
| 24544. | Nim (tsunemori) | 45.02 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24545. | Zayyz (zayyz) | 45.01 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 24546. | Hazem (hazemelmahy) | 45.01 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 24547. | Prakush (praksm) | 45.01 | 93% | 2017-05-26 |
| 24548. | Qxr (quaixar) | 45.00 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
| 24549. | Mobin (nibom) | 44.99 | 86% | 2016-12-02 |
| 24550. | SJ (sonialj) | 44.99 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 24551. | Abhay (abhay0609) | 44.98 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 24552. | Jeff (jcarson1976) | 44.98 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 24553. | avocadoLover (avocado_lover) | 44.98 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 24554. | Matthew (novauchiha) | 44.98 | 83% | 2016-09-19 |
| 24555. | tstats[astraporr] (astraporr) | 44.97 | 93% | 2022-09-27 |
| 24556. | Avi (avi222) | 44.97 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 24557. | Kelvin (hydrogen_) | 44.97 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 24558. | PA4OK (protsesser) | 44.96 | 95% | 2023-06-20 |
| 24559. | Man Parvesh (manparvesh) | 44.96 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
| 24560. | Kirito (laksh_4uh) | 44.94 | 95% | 2020-12-12 |
| 24561. | Abdul hafiz (abdumudi) | 44.94 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 24562. | Nikola (nivikon) | 44.94 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 24563. | hanage (takeruokuyama) | 44.93 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 24564. | Shubham (bam_shaw) | 44.93 | 88% | 2016-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |