As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25478. | TOAN (duc966) | 45.39 | 94% | 2021-08-31 |
| 25479. | Phil (gunner_shents) | 45.39 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 25480. | Esmael (esmael_) | 45.39 | 92% | 2022-10-29 |
| 25481. | Moritz (xp0s31d0nx99) | 45.38 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 25482. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 45.38 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 25483. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.38 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 25484. | Necy (necypeepee) | 45.37 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25485. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 45.37 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
| 25486. | 大鳥 (mis123) | 45.37 | 90% | 2015-04-17 |
| 25487. | Raphael (wrathcodes) | 45.36 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 25488. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 25489. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 25490. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
| 25491. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25492. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 25493. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 25494. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanal_... | 45.33 | 92% | 2023-02-28 |
| 25495. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 25496. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 25497. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25498. | metaphys (metaphys) | 45.31 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 25499. | Do Hoang Viet (hviet78) | 45.29 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 25500. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| 25501. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 25502. | Wynn (wynn_liaw) | 45.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 25503. | Sahil (shahildhakre) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 25504. | zalalala (zalalala) | 45.27 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 25505. | Odik Aditya (odik_aditya) | 45.27 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
| 25506. | Fabian (fr628370) | 45.26 | 94% | 2023-04-15 |
| 25507. | Hulksmash99 (loldunker) | 45.25 | 93% | 2020-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |