Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 778. | Joseph (peterepeat) | 122.91 | 98.9% | 2024-04-11 |
| 779. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 122.89 | 98.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 780. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 122.88 | 98% | 2024-05-11 |
| 781. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 122.87 | 98.4% | 2024-07-07 |
| 782. | Cole (citizenrare) | 122.87 | 99% | 2025-05-14 |
| 783. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 122.84 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 784. | λ (yambda) | 122.83 | 98.6% | 2023-11-29 |
| 785. | kandygoo (kandygoo) | 122.82 | 97% | 2024-03-16 |
| 786. | Jimmy Sung (doonakins) | 122.79 | 99% | 2024-06-06 |
| 787. | spidergrass (spidergrass) | 122.72 | 99.5% | 2025-01-10 |
| 788. | Todd (jeez560) | 122.66 | 99.5% | 2023-07-13 |
| 789. | Colin (geosyog) | 122.66 | 99.1% | 2025-05-07 |
| 790. | wtfamidoing (acc99) | 122.63 | 98.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 791. | relak (nxthann) | 122.62 | 98.6% | 2025-03-24 |
| 792. | Petr (missile) | 122.60 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 793. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 122.59 | 99.3% | 2024-06-14 |
| 794. | 94 (abdulraham) | 122.57 | 98.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 795. | Tijme (nemjit) | 122.51 | 98.9% | 2025-03-25 |
| 796. | Name123 (name_123) | 122.51 | 99.1% | 2024-11-06 |
| 797. | Chloe (nebulette) | 122.51 | 100% | 2024-06-17 |
| 798. | Stephen (dungymitten) | 122.48 | 98.6% | 2024-10-30 |
| 799. | flibux (flibux) | 122.44 | 98.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 800. | not (hayso) | 122.43 | 99% | 2025-10-14 |
| 801. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 122.40 | 97.4% | 2024-05-25 |
| 802. | free (jubblies) | 122.39 | 98.6% | 2023-12-30 |
| 803. | Vivek (cute_low7777) | 122.39 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 804. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 122.38 | 97.7% | 2024-05-16 |
| 805. | ammar (ammar_31) | 122.28 | 98.3% | 2023-10-18 |
| 806. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 122.27 | 97.8% | 2025-05-12 |
| 807. | Francis (emeritusninoy) | 122.27 | 98.6% | 2024-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |