So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34385. | Bliss (bjmcloughlin22) | 43.68 | 88% | 2014-03-07 |
| 34386. | Darsh (gothmoth) | 43.67 | 96% | 2022-02-07 |
| 34387. | Anura (dehigaspage) | 43.67 | 94% | 2015-12-23 |
| 34388. | K (kaybee11) | 43.66 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 34389. | ayub (ayub2smooth) | 43.65 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 34390. | ekissoo (ekissoo) | 43.65 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 34391. | Ahmed (ahmadco53) | 43.65 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 34392. | dani (aufa) | 43.65 | — | 2008-12-24 |
| 34393. | Jun (jun8018) | 43.65 | 95% | 2011-07-02 |
| 34394. | hamizah (mizaay) | 43.65 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 34395. | trung (trung) | 43.64 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 34396. | Jack (stuffyyt) | 43.63 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 34397. | Edward (emhyakutake) | 43.63 | 93% | 2021-08-24 |
| 34398. | X-WindTyper-X (windtyper91) | 43.63 | 99% | 2017-05-16 |
| 34399. | Litu (litu) | 43.63 | 90% | 2013-03-26 |
| 34400. | Lalit Rai sharma (lucky007) | 43.63 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 34401. | Peyton (lilbrass2) | 43.62 | 84% | 2012-12-04 |
| 34402. | Latiif (abdullatif) | 43.62 | 88% | 2014-06-06 |
| 34403. | Tuyết (tuyet) | 43.62 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 34404. | Mohamad (fazel94) | 43.62 | 83% | 2016-09-27 |
| 34405. | CHIM07 (chim07) | 43.62 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 34406. | Ahmed (officerscarce) | 43.61 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 34407. | SHADOW (mounesh) | 43.61 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 34408. | Kostia (kostia) | 43.61 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
| 34409. | Leo (excal1) | 43.61 | 94.1% | 2021-02-13 |
| 34410. | Paul (paulbish) | 43.61 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 34411. | Lakos (vanlakos) | 43.61 | 90% | 2013-01-26 |
| 34412. | Vigor (vigorakbar) | 43.60 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 34413. | Dmytro (dmytro_hopkalo) | 43.60 | 94% | 2023-09-18 |
| 34414. | Suro (suro_pokyou_007) | 43.60 | 94% | 2023-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |