As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20493. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 59.58 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
20494. | Lisa (lsth_4) | 59.58 | 95% | 2021-02-08 |
20495. | Ben Dover (cheeesehoe) | 59.58 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
20496. | Blue (iceboltz) | 59.58 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
20497. | Fluffy (fluffiegun) | 59.57 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
20498. | Mari (mariguari) | 59.57 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
20499. | Qwert (qwertdog) | 59.57 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
20500. | Sahil (sahil_9861) | 59.57 | 93.7% | 2023-10-12 |
20501. | Subarno (subarno) | 59.57 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
20502. | tstats[aucker] (aucker) | 59.57 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
20503. | Roy (harlos9090) | 59.57 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
20504. | Barbara (sbarbina) | 59.57 | 96% | 2016-12-08 |
20505. | Brenden (embracesc2) | 59.56 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
20506. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 59.56 | 95% | 2018-12-10 |
20507. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 59.56 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
20508. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 59.56 | 99% | 2018-10-22 |
20509. | D (dabirik) | 59.55 | 95% | 2020-09-09 |
20510. | abdu (snuxxgaming) | 59.55 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
20511. | abdul (abdullateef4u) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
20512. | "ISLAM is a religion of PEA... | 59.54 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
20513. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 59.54 | 94% | 2021-08-25 |
20514. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 59.54 | 93.7% | 2021-02-17 |
20515. | Pips (pips87) | 59.54 | 95% | 2015-07-22 |
20516. | Thomas (thomasbd) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
20517. | Will (audaxon) | 59.53 | 96% | 2016-03-26 |
20518. | Kiki (kiki_lu) | 59.53 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
20519. | evil (taeyabae) | 59.52 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
20520. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 59.52 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
20521. | Radhey (rad6) | 59.52 | 91% | 2017-02-24 |
20522. | Pankaj (singhpankaj079) | 59.52 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |