The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5946. | agus (choromaster) | 54.96 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 5947. | tres de asada (tresdeasada) | 54.95 | 95% | 2023-03-03 |
| 5948. | Boy (xfg0) | 54.95 | 93% | 2015-04-01 |
| 5949. | pddddd (pddddd) | 54.95 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 5950. | Matt (ikcelaks) | 54.95 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 5951. | Captn (the_nobody3786) | 54.95 | 94% | 2022-02-14 |
| 5952. | Nathan (gaythan) | 54.95 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5953. | magnus (carlsenmagnus) | 54.95 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 5954. | Connor (chuffitness) | 54.94 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 5955. | Stercus (hemantkatiyar) | 54.94 | 90% | 2013-05-18 |
| 5956. | eitan (eitanfri) | 54.94 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 5957. | Sam (whyme123) | 54.93 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 5958. | hekima (ashery) | 54.93 | 96% | 2020-01-05 |
| 5959. | Karen (karen987) | 54.93 | 92% | 2015-07-27 |
| 5960. | Justin (feryll) | 54.93 | 91% | 2012-09-21 |
| 5961. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 54.93 | 93% | 2011-08-09 |
| 5962. | M (m1251a) | 54.92 | 93% | 2011-09-25 |
| 5963. | Eli (szaboilles) | 54.92 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 5964. | Mizzark (mizzark54) | 54.92 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 5965. | Caroline (groovis82) | 54.92 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 5966. | Mizuno (mizuno) | 54.92 | 86% | 2016-10-03 |
| 5967. | anna (senianna) | 54.92 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| 5968. | edison (edisonfong123) | 54.92 | 95% | 2014-09-18 |
| 5969. | gowenk (gowenk) | 54.92 | 96% | 2013-11-26 |
| 5970. | abdul (abdullateef4u) | 54.92 | 91% | 2016-01-30 |
| 5971. | Brandon (bmoney25) | 54.91 | — | 2009-12-16 |
| 5972. | brandon (bignasty394) | 54.91 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 5973. | Luis (santiapodaca) | 54.91 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 5974. | Matt (redspeck_bluestate) | 54.91 | — | 2008-09-20 |
| 5975. | Ian (corusante) | 54.90 | 94% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |