As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
Active since April 3, 2015.
409 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
25310. | Shrivatsa (shri_vatsa) | 45.66 | 94% | 2017-09-25 |
25311. | Buddhist Missionary (sucpikle) | 45.65 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
25312. | jarred_flatmore (jarred_fla... | 45.65 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
25313. | JIHAD (jihad_14) | 45.65 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
25314. | levry (levry) | 45.63 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
25315. | MD.Naem (1naem1) | 45.63 | 94% | 2021-07-10 |
25316. | Viet (vietbuzz) | 45.62 | 92% | 2016-07-16 |
25317. | Cat (fluffy_nerd) | 45.61 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
25318. | Saleem (ballo50) | 45.61 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
25319. | kuki (kukiolmillo) | 45.61 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
25320. | Amaririsu (amaririsu) | 45.61 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
25321. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 45.61 | 89% | 2015-09-05 |
25322. | Wabi (wabi_borz) | 45.60 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
25323. | cya (cweetie) | 45.60 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
25324. | Cora (corakuo) | 45.60 | 92% | 2016-10-10 |
25325. | ezz (ezzomar) | 45.60 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
25326. | Abdullah (abdullah_asif) | 45.59 | 94.6% | 2023-05-30 |
25327. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.58 | 93% | 2018-03-23 |
25328. | Ali (youo) | 45.58 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
25329. | And (anitadmhrn) | 45.57 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
25330. | mashallah tabarakallah coal... | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-02-14 |
25331. | sheng (shengdudie) | 45.56 | 95% | 2015-07-24 |
25332. | Rain (u96e8) | 45.55 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
25333. | 🍕 (neeck) | 45.54 | 91% | 2016-10-28 |
25334. | BubbaC (bubbac) | 45.54 | 93% | 2021-01-24 |
25335. | gegg (guy_sama) | 45.54 | 92% | 2020-11-25 |
25336. | Kieron (kierdee) | 45.52 | 93% | 2021-03-30 |
25337. | Shaishav (shaishav) | 45.51 | 95% | 2021-09-16 |
25338. | Nakoa Blue (goldtiger7) | 45.51 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
25339. | 💗 Spike💗 (vignesh12) | 45.51 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |