So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17190. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 72.86 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 17191. | Zach (zeus73) | 72.86 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 17192. | Berend (bbeerreend) | 72.86 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 17193. | Miki Muze (miki_muze) | 72.86 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 17194. | 192.168.143.1 (aldrintyper) | 72.86 | 95% | 2014-05-27 |
| 17195. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 72.86 | 91% | 2015-11-24 |
| 17196. | Pankaj (anthwal) | 72.86 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 17197. | Home (joeyhockey77) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 17198. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 72.85 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17199. | Paul (lightmonkey) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 17200. | ApSad (apaars) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-01-02 |
| 17201. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 17202. | Wayne (spollox) | 72.84 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 17203. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 72.84 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 17204. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 72.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 17205. | gost (akasyh) | 72.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 17206. | honeybug (honeybugson) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 17207. | Neil (thunderchickeng) | 72.83 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17208. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 72.83 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 17209. | Snowy (rainysnow) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 17210. | Pietro (pierin) | 72.83 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 17211. | poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg) | 72.83 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
| 17212. | Abdullah (abdullah1) | 72.83 | 95% | 2013-06-09 |
| 17213. | Marks (hawkey15) | 72.83 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 17214. | Pie (pie4) | 72.83 | 92% | 2014-07-06 |
| 17215. | Товарищ (hamkor) | 72.82 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17216. | Arya (arya_max_) | 72.81 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 17217. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 72.81 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 17218. | Jarel (jarel123) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 17219. | ตีนหรรษา (k... | 72.80 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |