As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10222. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
10223. | Joost (me4rts) | 82.50 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
10224. | Tejas (justanothercookie) | 82.49 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
10225. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
10226. | Han (mozes) | 82.49 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
10227. | kacper (leszczyn) | 82.49 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
10228. | snowfox_004 (snowfox_004) | 82.48 | 96.9% | 2024-09-22 |
10229. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 82.48 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
10230. | Dot (dotsuper) | 82.48 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
10231. | Brennen (brennency) | 82.48 | 97% | 2019-12-26 |
10232. | Inheritance (inheritanc_eeee) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
10233. | y (y1266) | 82.48 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
10234. | icedew (icedew07_) | 82.47 | 97% | 2024-06-04 |
10235. | Gandalfr (aanuj4444) | 82.47 | 98% | 2017-07-15 |
10236. | Marcel (zyphx) | 82.47 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
10237. | Bunky (bunky) | 82.47 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
10238. | xd (znykerz) | 82.46 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
10239. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 82.46 | 95.6% | 2024-01-02 |
10240. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
10241. | Viktor (sphenctur) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
10242. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
10243. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 82.45 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
10244. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 82.45 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
10245. | shaan (khem92) | 82.44 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
10246. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 82.44 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
10247. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
10248. | Obatop (obatop) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
10249. | Robert (bertles) | 82.44 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
10250. | K (specter6479) | 82.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
10251. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 82.43 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |