I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2107. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 82.42 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2108. | Trent (opman335) | 82.41 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2109. | Vellutia (vellutia) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 2110. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 82.40 | 98% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2111. | Austinito (austinito) | 82.40 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 2112. | Alex (eggstreme) | 82.39 | 95% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2113. | Shang (shangtakashi) | 82.38 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 2114. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 82.38 | 95% | 2020-06-17 |
| 2115. | Lukáš (rohlikzauchem) | 82.38 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2116. | joe (joscef) | 82.38 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 2117. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 82.38 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2118. | Patrick (hongkongfui) | 82.37 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2119. | Mr (noxerp) | 82.35 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2120. | Billy (bcabic) | 82.35 | 99% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2121. | phardsz (phardsz) | 82.35 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 2122. | Branden (bm00re) | 82.34 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2123. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2124. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 82.33 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 2125. | Eber (eb3rms) | 82.33 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| 2126. | Ransen (energyfingers23) | 82.31 | 98% | 2018-06-09 |
| 2127. | Tyler (tylerkc1130) | 82.31 | 99% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2128. | abel (lessthanthirtyfive) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2129. | K (lightfalls) | 82.30 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2130. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 82.28 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2131. | Shmegle (catinacomputer) | 82.28 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2132. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 82.28 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2133. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 82.27 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 2134. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 82.27 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2135. | Memat (memat) | 82.27 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2136. | Ting (ting32) | 82.26 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,609 | 77.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 11 | 61.64 | June 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 105.20 | January 6, 2019 |