Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2272. | Jack (jack_terharoutunian) | 77.42 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2273. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 77.41 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2274. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 77.40 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2275. | Jack (jackho) | 77.40 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2276. | Eric (ericrobo) | 77.39 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2277. | Garrett (galexj9) | 77.38 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2278. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 77.36 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 2279. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 77.32 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2280. | Evan (evanrules22314) | 77.30 | 94% | 2019-11-24 |
| 2281. | Kristian (konpiv) | 77.27 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 2282. | diianeira (diianeira) | 77.25 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2283. | Riel (rielgrumal) | 77.25 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2284. | Flaykert (flaykert) | 77.24 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 2285. | David (sweetswiss) | 77.21 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2286. | B00P (aaron_sy1) | 77.21 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2287. | Miguel (anckael) | 77.20 | 96% | 2018-07-06 |
| 2288. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 77.18 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 2289. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 77.16 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2290. | arif (arif_islam) | 77.15 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 2291. | Brendan (brendalandan) | 77.14 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2292. | Rimm (rimmyes) | 77.14 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 2293. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 77.14 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2294. | Angélica (angie10410) | 77.13 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2295. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 77.12 | 96% | 2018-02-08 |
| 2296. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 77.11 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2297. | Jayro (miklolol) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2298. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 77.11 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2299. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.11 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2300. | JJ (jjbonta) | 77.10 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 2301. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 77.09 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |