You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1679. | Kai (gigadelic) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 1680. | BPockets (bpockets) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1681. | Can (tpcm) | 79.47 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 1682. | crow (ph4tomz) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1683. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 79.43 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1684. | nameless- (ardnn) | 79.39 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 1685. | Ethan (et61666) | 79.37 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1686. | Ahobby (ahobby98) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 1687. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.33 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 1688. | Jordan (jayjaysufc) | 79.32 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 1689. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 1690. | Albert (jabamabird) | 79.30 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 1691. | John (excelpro4u123) | 79.30 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 1692. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 79.29 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1693. | Cobra (cobra03) | 79.29 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 1694. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 79.29 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 1695. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 79.28 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1696. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 79.28 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1697. | Julz (jhullzz) | 79.27 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 1698. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1699. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 79.24 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 1700. | Dimitry (doiwannaknow1) | 79.21 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1701. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1702. | Machine (guldan) | 79.14 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 1703. | Soumil (soum2222) | 79.12 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 1704. | Lion (yellowlion321) | 79.12 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1705. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 79.09 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1706. | Caden (uncleron) | 79.06 | 94% | 2020-06-07 |
| 1707. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 79.05 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1708. | Omar (crazeechimp) | 79.04 | 96% | 2019-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |